This story is as hilarious as it is upsetting. Upsetting in the way that the “brains” behind this project didn’t think about the consequences of what would happen if someone actually sharpened the pencil, because, well that’s what you do to pencils. I prefer the short pencil with only “drugs” written on it, reminds me of my addiction to pencils. Would love to get my hands on one of these! Anyone?